All set? That was easy!

I'm impressed how easy it was to set up my own blog. 1 - 2 - 3....just like that. Is that good? People who have something to put out there aren't at a disadvantage for not being tech savvy. However, now anybody can put anything out there!!!!!

I was unfortunate to be home this past Friday as the economic downturn has required me to only work a 4 day week. If you can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or not I'll tell you: I don't know if I am or not either.

Anyway, I had the TV on while I puttered doing a little of everything that needs done. While listening to the morning news followed by a couple of talk shows I realized that the only thing I remembered were the commercials promoting health products.

One commercial promoted help for irregular bowels and another offered a fix for overactive bladders. Take a pill and say good-bye to that embarrassing leaky bladder. For my dry eye my doctor can prescribe lubricant drops. And KY has a new lubricant to heighten female pleasure.

My mind was on overload. It got me thinking about my regular bowels and I wondered if they were really irregular even though they are regular for me. Do they make a pill to keep my bladder from leaking when I sneeze? I blinked my eyes several times trying to determine how dry is dry. Lastly....hey, can't have enough female pleasure, right?

What I didn't hear was a product for the affects of menopause. I'm glad to give up the feminine hygiene products, but I didn't want to give up my waist, too! Why isn't there an elixir that with a swig-a-day I can keep my waist, have energy, banish hot flashes and ward off wrinkles? Concoct something like that, sell it as a cocktail and I'll fill that prescription! Until that hits the market....Cheers, girlfriends!



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