I'm impressed how easy it was to set up my own blog. 1 - 2 - 3....just like that. Is that good? People who have something to put out there aren't at a disadvantage for not being tech savvy. However, now anybody can put anything out there!!!!!
I was unfortunate to be home this past Friday as the economic downturn has required me to only work a 4 day week. If you can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or not I'll tell you: I don't know if I am or not either.
Anyway, I had the TV on while I puttered doing a little of everything that needs done. While listening to the morning news followed by a couple of talk shows I realized that the only thing I remembered were the commercials promoting health products.
One commercial promoted help for irregular bowels and another offered a fix for overactive bladders. Take a pill and say good-bye to that embarrassing leaky bladder. For my dry eye my doctor can prescribe lubricant drops. And KY has a new lubricant to heighten female pleasure.
My mind was on overload. It got me thinking about my regular bowels and I wondered if they were really irregular even though they are regular for me. Do they make a pill to keep my bladder from leaking when I sneeze? I blinked my eyes several times trying to determine how dry is dry. Lastly....hey, can't have enough female pleasure, right?
What I didn't hear was a product for the affects of menopause. I'm glad to give up the feminine hygiene products, but I didn't want to give up my waist, too! Why isn't there an elixir that with a swig-a-day I can keep my waist, have energy, banish hot flashes and ward off wrinkles? Concoct something like that, sell it as a cocktail and I'll fill that prescription! Until that hits the market....Cheers, girlfriends!
(The above rattling is exclusive, original property belonging to me. Do not copy or repeat without my permission.)
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
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